onedirectioncutefacts:

I fucking hate it when people complain to me about how my posts are only to “get notes” well newsflash you fucking asshole that’s the whole point of this retarded ass website what the fuck do you think I’m here for I didn’t come to this site to make friends I came here to conquer the motherfucking internet

milhousecest:

i fucking hate you kathy lee

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

dingoinnuendo:

wwebkinz:

dingoinnuendo:

makin my way downtown

have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior

walkin faster

mmwkmls:

nothing-but-marshall:

Ugh. Perfecto.

Interviewer: Are you going to make love to all your stans?

Eminem: Yeah, sure, they’re hot.

g-ronkest:

Why do porn sites have a “Share to Facebook” button. Who watches porn and thinks “You know who would really enjoy this, my family and friends”